captawesomesauce:

I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.

kateoplis:

“I have gone ahead despite the pounding in the heart that says: turn back.”

— Erica Jong

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

theinfamouschubbykitten:

peachyteen:

how did he fuck her omg

How did she give birth?

psychocereals:

pleatedjeans:

via

Is that fucking underwater airbending.